“How you doin’ man? Last time I was here, you weren’t here? There was a red-head guy….did the red-head guy take Kevin [Eubanks]?”
“My daughters are into Justin Beiber. He makes the little girls go crazy! My daughter threw her pamper off…”

Chris Rock is famous enough to be a force in Hollywood, but smart enough to observe and lampoon on the Hollywood scene. He visited the Tonight Show to promote his movie Grown Ups, but better yet, made sure to make Jay Leno feel awkward about pushing Conan O’Brien out. And the awkward hilarity is universal…just a few months ago, Chris went on David Letterman and referenced Dave’s intern affair. There was a time when Dave Chappelle was the king late night guest….but he forfeited. *sigh*


“I was backstage, you fired all the cute girls, you got a bunch fat old guys back there! The vibe is horrible…”

After the jump….more from Chris Rock and Leno, sparring with Snooki, and talking about the Lakers…


Chris continues his explanation of why he wishes Bush was president right now to handle the BP Oil Disaster….and then he talks about his incident at the Lakers game, and his upcoming movie Grown Ups.


Chris Rock vs Snooki