Thu 4 Oct 2012
Chris Brown Chooses Rihanna Over Karrueche, Announcing: “I Have Decided To Be Single”
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(Deuces: Karrueche at the Trump Hotel Soho, Chris Brown at the Gansevoort Hotel where Rihanna was staying)
wow, this is some epic soap-operatics.
After months of waffling between a civilian girlfriend (Karrueche Tran), and a superstar ex-girlfriend (Rihanna)…Chris Brown seemingly choose Rihanna over Karrueche in a very public way, going with her to the Jay-Z concert in Brooklyn. (While Karrueche waited in nearby at the Trump Hotel Soho)
Then, in a foregone conclusion, Chris announced today that he’s “decided to be single.” Better late than never, given my criticisms of the blatant nose-rubbing affair with Rihanna…
But he gives two different explanations about why he’s going bachelor…
More after the jump…
(Chris Brown and Rihanna at the Jay-Z concert, sitting behind Rita Ora and Beyonce. Via YN)
Chris Brown, in a statement sent to various outlets:
“I have decided to be single to focus on my career. I love Karrueche very much but I don’t want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna. I’d rather be single allowing us to both be happy in our lives.”
“I have decided to be single.”
The Neil Armstrong declaration for Bros everywhere.
But this statement is kind of a mess…Is Chris’ now a martyr of single-dom because of his demanding career, or is it because he wants to “allow” Karrueche to be happy? Those are two very different things.
I’d love to dissect the awesome MC Escher endless staircase of that last sentence too. Here’s one possible fantasy translation:
“I would rather take on the courageous burden of being unattached to any one bedpost because that sacrifice would free this gal that I have enjoyed instagramming with to be happy that she no longer has the right to complain about me dating my ex-girlfriend while she is locked inside a child-proofed SUV out in the parking lot. An unexpected secondary benefit of my decision will be…my happiness.”
The end of the Chris x Karrueche instagrams…Bring on the era of the Chris x Rihanna instagrams
Related:
Chris Brown and Rihanna Enjoy Date Night at the Jay-Z Show, Karrueche Tweets Surrender
October 4th, 2012 at 1:53 pm
I hope this Karrueche girl ends up in a better place….
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October 4th, 2012 at 6:28 pm
Yeah well she didnt get beat up and seemed to be happy so if RiRi-Reeetard gets lumped up again its safe to say SHE LITERALLY ASKED FOR IT….
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October 4th, 2012 at 2:04 pm
He will play single for a month or so, then by Christmas.. Rihanna and Chris will claim each other again. Wouldnt be surprised if they have some quickie marriage by spring or sooner.
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October 4th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Finally!!!! I guess the world is coming to an end…….
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October 4th, 2012 at 2:31 pm
I guess you can even get tired of an open relationship with a bisexual chick?
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October 4th, 2012 at 2:35 pm
There goes the meal ticket but I’m sure there’s an R&B and/or Hip Hop artist ready to scoop that up like there always is. #RegurgitatedPussy
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October 4th, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Its best for both of them. No relationship is going to work like that. She is gorgeous and looks to be a sweet girl. She will meet a new man quickly. Chris and RiRi can’t let go of each other.
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October 4th, 2012 at 4:08 pm
If you believe in movies then kae must be the one(happy ever after) but real world Cali means community property, Gloria Allred etc..Kae’s driving a Porsche,living that life yet she’s a wannabe model w/o a porfoio to match that life.Breezy & Riri get to be adults – good luck for not being PC -…leave that to Kristen Stewart etc
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October 4th, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Kerosene Tran had to have been financially compensated for her shadowing Chris to distract those who aren’t smart enough to realize he’s been sneakin’ around with Rihanna for the longest.
I ain’t stupid, and neither is she. She knows someone will give her the keys to a smart car to drive in the already filled lane of “I ‘dated’ (insert entertainers name here) and I wanna tell everybody what it was like while being paid”. Hey VH1, she’s waitin’ for ya.
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October 4th, 2012 at 10:39 pm
This whole thing reminds me of love and hip hop atl.
Stevie J = Chris brown
Joseline = Rihanna
Mimi = Karrueche
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October 4th, 2012 at 10:54 pm
WHat would be hilarious is if drake starts dating her….ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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October 5th, 2012 at 12:04 am
Single? Yeah right! CB and Ri are back together.Chris cheating ass just saving face because he doesn’t want to make himself look bad. Both Chris and Rihanna should be ashamed. Rihanna knew he was dating Karrueche,but she was still trying to steal him back.If a man cheats WITH you, he’ll cheat ON you! Rihanna>> What goes around comes around.
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October 5th, 2012 at 1:22 am
she’s a dumb braud! had she been left his ass WHEN ALL THE WRITINGS WERE ON THE WALL…she would’ve looked like a champ & came out on top! now her only chance in life is to make a tell-all about their time together! she didn’t do ANYTHING with her 15min…she is not Amber Rose or Kardashian minded …ok that’s fine, but what now??!!
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October 30th, 2012 at 7:42 pm
Im happy fo riri an chris dey’ve been tru a lot so let them fix their relationship
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