Mon 28 Feb 2011
After the mindnumbing snore-a-thon that was The Academy Awards.…be thankful that Charlie Sheen is back out in the world, and hitting up the publicity circuit to promote….his trainwreck life philosophy? This guy went to rehab in his living room, attacked his studio bosses, got his hit show “Two and a Half Men” shut down, vowed to keep going to work anyways, and on Tuesday, Sheen will be on 20/20…..with the best craziest quote ever:
“Yeah, I am on a drug…it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once you’ll die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. (heh heh) Too much?”
PS: I’d just like to point out that Sheen is so trill…even though this was a guy making $2-million per episode, he still didn’t feel the need to fix that one janky canine coke tooth. Ballsy! Elay on Twitter asked, what is a coke tooth? Look!
Watch Charlie Sheen’s amazing “I am on a drug” clip, and more….
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“Yeah, I am on a drug…it’s called Charlie Sheen. Uh, it’s not available because if you try it once you’ll die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. (heh heh) Too much? It’s just again, I woke up. I’ve been kicked around, I’ve been criticized. I’m just this aww-shucks guy with this, like, bitchin’ rock star life…but I’m just finally gonna completely embrace it. I’m gonna wrap both arms around it and love it violently. And defend it violently…through violent hatred.”
(full promo of ABC’s Charlie Sheen sitdown…..unfortunately, ABC made the mistake of trusting crazy person. So after Sheen said he was giving them “an exclusive,” he immediately went and talked to NBC’s “Today Show” too. So both interviews will air on Monday. Gotcha, studio “turds”!)
Related Hollywood insanicrazitude!:
Charlie Sheen attacks the creator of “Two and a Half Men” and founding father Thomas Jefferson in one of the most bizarro phone rants this side of Mel Gibson.
Charlie Sheen’s boss reacts by deading the whole wildly-successful sitcom
Mel Gibson Mockery: kittens, Top Ten list, Christian Bale mash-up and more…