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Don’t Fight It: Gucci Mane x V-Nasty feat. Mistah Fab “Loaded” (New Music)

Miss Info — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 21:47:47 +0000

You know when something or someone is bad for you…High-fructose corn syrup. Bleached flour. RUSH pre-paid credit cards. Mixed beverages sold out of car trunks at Summer Jam. Women with neck tattoos and Worldstar dance moves. Guys in shiny moncler jackets who pull up next to you at the light and slowly lower their limo tint…

But how often do we ignore our better judgement and indulge? Hey, the heart wants what the heart wants…..

So perhaps the combination of Gucci Mane and V-Nasty (Kreayshawn’s less mainstreamed doppelganger and famous word-equality warrior) should raise a red flag….but instead, this song “Loaded” is today’s musical 5-Hour-Energy shot. Now, in a few years we’ll figure out that those 5-Hour things cause bone rot. And maybe the same goes for the upcoming Gucci x V-Nasty BAYTL mixtape*. But we live in the now. F&%k school.

New Music: Gucci Mane x V-Nasty feat. Mistah Fab “Loaded” (Prod. by Zaytoven)

This song is better than the other mixtape cuts that have leaked so far. You think?

*but what the hell does that title mean? Beatle? Battle? Bay-tell? Bad acronym?!* (Update: oh. eh.)

Watch Gucci and Mlle. Nasty in the studio…
After the jump

Three of my favorite Gucci photos:

Cam’ron’s X-Rated Walgreen’s Adventure (NSFW Video) omg

Miss Info — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 03:17:18 +0000

(Cam’ron and his pal, the human trapper keeper: Warning, that jar of Hellman’s is about to go where no condiment should ever ever go.)

Perhaps you thought Cam’ron could never match the antics in the MissInfo.TV Cam’ron NSFW Sizzle Reel. You remember, Cam’ron and ladyfriends in the parking lot, Cam’ron and ladyfriends scat-playing in Macy’s? The stuff of legends.
Well, you were wrong, my friends.
So. So. Sosososo wrong.

In this video, Cam’ron and his homie Murph find themselves socializing with more uninhibited ladies in a Walgreen’s pharmacy. Wait…what?
The star of the show is a woman who eagerly demonstrates the tensile strength of her buttcheeks.
She grips a mayo jar, a DVD, a Vitamin Water….She bends over. She bounces.
She runs down the store aisle….all the while, clenching the bottle in her buttcheeks.

But what about the customers and the cashier?!? Ohh, the humanity!

I can’t make this up. But I am also not sure if I imagined this. (Did I eat the salmon mousse?)

The best/worst thing you’ll watch this year…
Cam’ron Asks “What Type Of Ass Is That?”
After the jump

(Not Safe For Work. For Mature Audiences Only. No Food Products Were Harmed. Via HipHopBeef)

(CRYING at this innocent bystander, rubbing his eyes in disbelief. All he wanted was his Metamucil.)

(SMH at this dude. It’s a pharmacy for haysus sake! You’re literally swimming in Purell and rubber gloves, man!)

Other key quotes:
Cam’ron: “We paying for that, we payin’…”

Murph: “Hold on, get this DVD too…”

Cam’ron: “What kind of ass is this?…What kind of muscles is that? Run with it, run with it! A-yo! Talented!”

Female lead: “Plastic is easy for the skin to grip…”

Speaking of Cam’ron….I will definitely be asking him about this opus when I sit down with him, Jim Jones, Juelz Santana and the whole Dipset family to discuss the ‘Making of Diplomatic Immunity‘, for the ongoing Red Bull Music Academy World Tour. The chat is happening on Friday at 3:30pm at the Harlem School Of The Arts (645 St. Nicholas Ave., 10030).

Can You Find Rihanna in the New ‘BattleShip’ Movie Trailer?

Miss Info — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 17:59:17 +0000

Oh, this based-on-a-boardgame movie looks just as ridiculous as when we first heard about it…alien boats and a rogue Naval officer who falls in love with his captain’s daughter. Alien Boats!?! Come on!
Err….but I’ll probably go see it. I love Taylor Kitsch because of Friday Night Lights and because his last name basically means “tacky doodads.” Also, Eric Northman.

But what about Rihanna’s big silver screen debut?! Well, she is in Battleship, but you might miss her in the trailer…..
Unless you slo-mo the video and take some screengrabs of RiRi’s brief appearances…like we did.
Check out Rihanna after the jump…

Guilty Pleasure: Waka Flocka Flame “Grove St. Party” (Video)

Miss Info — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 00:25:12 +0000

When the homie Joeyie played me Waka’s album last year, I chrisbrowned the window when this came on, lol. It wasn’t “Hard in the Paint,” but it was good slam-dance music. The song is sort of castrated on this clean MTV version, but that fact and the slime-green lighting is still worth sitting through for the dancing LiteBrite Fozzie Bear at the 3:30 mark. (Thank you to Tuma/MTV as always: )

You don’t know nann….who can party like Charlie Sheen! (seriously)

Miss Info — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 23:18:39 +0000

“You don’t know nann…”

If you put all the tourbus antics of the Def Jam “Survival of the Fittest” tour, all the champagne room antics at King of Diamonds, and everything that’s ever happened at Kid Cudi’s apartment….and combined it all together, it still wouldn’t come even close to the realness of one week in the life of Charlie Sheen.

This guy’s living the lives of 5 different people, and 4 of them are insane drug-crazed porn-addicts. The other one is a dad who somehow manages to hold down a weirdly successful tv career. In fact, according to Hollywood Reporter, the studio-execs want to force rehab on Charlie before he ends up dead, but they need an excuse. “Charlie has been partying pretty hard but he’s showed up and done his job…Everyone likes him. he’s professional.”

Professional enough to remember lines, then go home for a 36 hour binge party with hookers, and a visit from a guy who drops off “fist-sized” hunks of coke in a Gucci duffle. (take that, Playaz Circle!) The best/worst part of this latest Sheen scandal is this TMZ interview that one of his houseguests, “pornsta” Kacey Chrysler did.

“When I first saw [Charlie], he was f–kin’ wasted. I was trying to get to that point too…He gave me a kiss and blows [crack smoke] into my mouth…we watched porn for like 2 hours. He has so much porn…He wasn’t doing anything except holding his green pipe and hitting it….If I didn’t leave I woulda ended up in the hospital, I couldn’t keep up…I hope he gets better.”

When the bopper who’s down to try crack on a whim is worried for your health…you know you’re a trenta-sized trainwreck.

UPDATE: Charlie “Wildman” Sheen enters rehab, “Two and a Half Men” on hiatus.

(still one of my favorite songs of all time)

Thank You Based God: Lil’ B preaches to his congregation in NYC, fans offer up their girlfriends (Updated)

Miss Info — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 19:04:58 +0000

(Lil’ B performs “I Cook” at the Highline Ballroom, NYC, 1-13-11. Video via BlowHipHopTV)

I’ve been to many many (too many) shows. Most I don’t even remember. But few have been as remarkable as the Lil B concert at the Highline Ballroom on Thursday night. Now before you get all huffy at me and accuse me of forsaking the legend of Illmatic and my Wu-Tang decoder ring….just be clear. I’m not saying that “I’m Miley Cyrus” and rapping over the Garden State soundtrack onstage is on the same level as shows like Hov n Em’s Home + Home, or my favorite live moment, the epic Hot97/Pepsi DJ Battle of 2007. But what I am saying is: without the fireworks of that Yankee Stadium extravaganza, and all the nostalgic celeb cameos of that Hot97/Pepsi jam session….Lil’ B’s concert still amazed me because of the connection between the performer and the audience. It was like a semi-religious gathering of ethnically-diverse superfans, who, at one point, spontaneously chanted rapidly, and in unison: “Thankyoubasedgod. Thankyoubasedgod. Thankyoubasedgod.“
Did you ever see Animal House? Well, it reminded me of Kevin Bacon’s “Thank you, sir, may I have another,“ hazing scene.

From Diplo’s perch onstage, I’m sure he saw all the fans wearing chef hats and aprons, waving serving spoons, doing B’s “cooking” dance. As for the performance, “Wonton Soup” rang off even for the less pious members of the congregation, while other songs had difficulty translating that hilarious deadpan weirdness that B delivers via youtube. But over and over, Lil’ B’s interaction with his fans saved the show….like when he passed out the mic, and fans professed their love: “Hi Based God, um, you can f–k my sister.” Another man actually kissed Lil’ B’s hand. I guess if you don’t know that there’s humor in this display, it could seem a bit David Koresh-creepy, but DJ Atrak (who is cooking up some music with Lil’ B soon) explained that Lil’ B’s followers actually took real youtube comments like “Thank you, Based God.” and “Lil’ B f–ked my b—h” and turned them into these hilarious memes.

So, is this guy destined to be the Kool Keith of the social network generation? Or will Lil B’s Glass Face/Angels Exodus albums be a turning point? Maybe Universal honcho Sylvia Rhone thinks so after watching last night’s “service” from the balcony. But the buzz doesn’t seem lost on Lil’ B himself, who said onstage:

How many of y’all want everything? I promise you. I want every-thing…
I killed hip hop and saved hip hop…
Tell Jay-Z to get a beat from me…

Personally, I think Sylvia should think about signing B’s fans as well.
Watch them offer up members of their family to Lil’ B….and one fan’s awesome “cooking” dance clip…
after the jump

(idol worship at the Lil B show….video via RealtalkNY)

(How great is this vid of our twitterfriend Dunnyy, “cooking” in the audience?!)

(yes, this happened. B took a moment on stage to demonstrate how his six-pack could be used as a percussive device.)

UPDATE:
Check out Ernest Estime’s photos and Combat Jack’s show recap at The Source
Karen Civil (who hosted the Lil B listening session earlier this week) also posted a show recap

Lil’ B takes Vice TV through his Based world, twitter dating, masturbation and more

Miss Info — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 01:11:53 +0000

The last time I was in Chicago, a twitterfriend introduced themselves at this LEP Bogus Boys show, and during a short convo about music…he tried to explain his level of devotion to Lil’ B. The key phrase was “Every morning, I pray to Based God, and then I pray to regular God.” This actually happened.
But my Chicago friend is not alone. Lil’ B’s cult following goes beyond White sorority girls, Andy Milonakis, Soulja Boy, Too Short, my NMC bromie Meka, and the cool guys of Complex ; ) This week, The Vice Guide to Everything sent host Ryan Duffy to San Francisco to talk to Lil B himself. (thanks to Rory for the clip!)

Best part of the segment is the medley of some of B’s classic name-raps (at the 2:23 minute mark): “I am miley cyrus…paris hilton…bill clinton…ellen degeneres”…and finally “I’m ryan duffy.”
It’s weird how catchy all those hooks are. Lol.

In addition to the Vice TV segment, another priceless source of Based is Lil B’s tumblr…
And the press release announcing Lil B’s new deal with Amalgam Digital had the best bio line in history…
after the jump

Noah/Complex pointed out how impressive it is that this guy posts surreal gifs and jpegs (like this and this) on his “Dior Paint” Tumblr daily (although the blog does says ‘Im The Fashion Stylist For “Lil B”‘). But I’d expect nothing less from a guy who’s recent Amalgam Digital record deal press release included this bio:

After a year of leveraging his social networking platforms releasing highly controversial statements from his twitter account; threatening both Kanye West and comedian Lil Duval with rape; calling himself a “pretty b*tch”; starting and ending a dispute with Joe Budden; as well as flooding his fans with wide range of his “rare” music as free downloads via Hulkshare; and utilizing YouTube to unleash a massive influx of home grown videos such as “Looks Like Jesus”, “The Pretty B**ch is Back”, “Paris Hilton”, and “Ellen Degeneres”; it should come as no surprise that the self proclaimed Based God, Lil B takes his internet social savvy and signs to the pioneering new media outfit, Amalgam Digital…

Not mentioned in the bio? That mouth punch on youtube, which B addressed himself.

Related:
Mikey’s interview with Lil B for VIBE: Lil B talks Jay Electronica collabo, apologizes to Kanye, & more: “Think Lady Gaga, the rap version”

And this was the first Lil’ B video that I remember watching, and thinking…this kid must have put something in the water system at this college.

I Quit: Kat Stacks assures world, she is rubber and you’re glue.

Miss Info — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 00:41:04 +0000

Future vice-presidential candidate, Kat Stacks released a third video, again flaming on her archrivals/former bedfellows Young Money Records, warning that she has a tell-all book on the way. But Kat also complains about the “beetches” who unsuccessfully tried to get her in trouble with child protective services, and others who have created fake twitter profiles in her name. Her new twitter is “@iHateKatStacks,” but whether that’s self-deprecation or just evidence of a schizophrenic break is still up for debate.
However, there is no debating how awesome it is when Kat spontaneously breaks into song in the middle of a sentence (2:00 mark). Also, I’m in awe of the way she holds her head motionless while ranting, as if to preserve that vicious hair-blindfold.

So what about that (not) shocking leak of Kat’s (un-blindfolded) mug shot and parole report??

“yeah, so muthafuckan whut? I wuz carryin a congsealed fireyarm and now I’m ong probation fer it… Real beeches like mee always stay muggfuggin’ strapped. We from the streets. All o’us werint born in the suburgs….beeches like me fight our own muhfuggin’ bottles.”

Bottles.
Kat also answered the urgent questions about her background: she is half Trini, and half Venezualien.

Previously:
I Quit: groupie confessions backlash knocks on Kat Stacks’ door
I Quit, Part 3: Kat Stacks’ delivers her daily mathematics (i.e. Gudda Gudda’s phone number)
I Quit: Breaking down Kat Stacks’ groupie confessional (via Kid Fury)

New Video: Juelz Santana feat. Chris Brown “Back To The Crib”, Gucci Mane “Heavy”, and Rihanna feat. Young Jeezy “Hard” (teaser)

Mikey Fresh — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:11:05 +0000

Mikey: Finally, the video for Juelz and Chris Brown’s “Back To The Crib.” Gucci Mane “Heavy” and Rihanna feat. Young Jeezy “Hard” (teaser) videos after the jump.

Apocalypse-Watch: 4th Period Study Hall x Waka Flocka Flame

Miss Info — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:25:11 +0000

Those girls need to go to the convent. However, I can’t front….this video is unbearably adorable.

After the jump, if you are unfamiliar with Waka Flocka Flame, I posted the recent video for his club hit “O Let’s Do It.” Aside from having my favorite rap name in recent memory (mainly because it reminds me of Fozzie Bear’s slogan “Wocka Wocka Wocka”), Waka is also the son of Gucci Mane’s manager/auntie Deb.