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The new season of Fox’s animated series The Cleveland Show is back on tv for another season with more celebrity cameos from hip hop’s biggest and brightest stars. Why and why?
As in, why is this show still on? And why do Kanye West (repeatedly), Bruno Mars, Will I Am, Nicki Minaj and Questlove agree to appear on it? (take Will I Am out of that question…he’ll appear at the grand closing of a pumpkin patch)

This show has all the right DNA and I really tried to get into it but it hasn’t been actually funny since….hmm….since it was an storyline on The Family Guy. The mighty Simpsons made the best use of all-star features, Family Guy doesn’t need them (except for Eminem‘s) and Cleveland keeps trying but just doesn’t have the sharp writing. Kanye’s two previous appearances were charming, while this new one looks cringeworthy.
Meanwhile, Bob’s Burgers is still my favorite new animated series. I’d like to see Action Bronson and Mac Miller on that one ; )

Watch a clip of Kanye West (as Kenny West), Nicki Minaj, Questlove, Bruno Mars and…of course Will I Am, along with Cleveland Brown from this Sunday’s upcoming episode of The Cleveland Show
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Katy Perry is a big fan of Kanye West and Jay-Z, earlier today she displayed that on BBC Radio 1 live lounge in London, England. During her appearance viewers got to hear the pop star cover The Throne’s hit single, “N***as In Paris.”

Watch the acoustic cover after the jump….

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While over in Paris for Fashion Week, Diddy got re-acquainted with an old friend. Shyne Po and Puff had a moment front row at Kenzo’s runway show earlier today. Back in January, Shyne confirmed with MTV News that he had reconciled with Diddy and that the two would meet soon in Paris where he currently lives.

via Diddy

More photos, including Pharrell’s new hair-do after the jump…..

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By the end of this week, M.I.A. will have been on American Idol (premiering Madonna’s “Give Me All Your Lovin’” video with her and Nicki Minaj), and at the halftime show of the Superbowl. How in the world can you possibly even pretend to be some kind of edgy anti-establishment fight-the-power “bad girl” at this point? But M.I.A. is still hanging onto her hipster metrocard, despite her billion-dollar baby, and upcoming hank-williams-jr astroturf status.

And just in time to confuse the Middle Americans who will be tuning in to watch “Madonner” between bites of cheesy bread on Sunday…M.I.A. drops “Bad Girls,” (via Pitchfork) the lead single for her upcoming 4th album. The song is produced by Danja (Timbaland’s “co”-producer) and sounds pretty much like you’d expect. It’s not horrible. It’s just disappointing.

“Bad Girls” sounds like Gwen Stefani adopting another new ethnicity, or Eve giving it another go with whoever Dr. Dre has locked in his basement, or Kreyshawn doing an Old Navy ad. Zzzz. But with all of the new things that M.I.A. has seen/been bought/been fed in the last few years of her interesting journey…I’d think she’d be able to pull up some of that rich girl rage and act out. (Like with that nutty “Born Free” video) We’ll see what happens with Friday’s “Bad Girl” video debut, also by “Born Free” director Romain Gavras. Will there be black humor and apocalyptic violence? Or just multi-culti kitsch and bad Islamic calligraphy fonts. Oh, wait…that’s already on the single art.

Listen to M.I.A.’s “Bad Girls”….after the jump
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Red Tails is a new movie that takes on the story of the Tuskegee Airmen, the first unit of African-American combat pilots to fight in World War II. The screenplay is a collaboration between John Ridley (who wrote Barbershop), and George Lucas….wait, George Lucas? Yes. As in Star Wars. Somehow that bizarro combination makes me wary, but the cast includes Michael B. Jordan, who I loved as Vince on the tv series Friday Night Lights, as well as Tristan Wilds, who I loved as Michael on The Wire. Fulfilling the unspoken singer/rapper quota is Ne-Yo and Method Man. And then there’s Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad and Malcolm in the Middle (talk about range!).

But you know what would probably make this movie better?
97% less Terrence Howard.

And 100% fewer lines like “How ya like dat, Mr. Hitler?

Anyways, didn’t the 1995 HBO movie about the same unit, Tuskegee Airmen do a solid job of covering this story too?
Wait….Cuba Gooding Jr. was in Tuskegee Airmen AND Red Tails? *rubs eyes*

Compare the old trailer after the jump
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(I love Rihanna but her LOUD tour costume designer did her dirty, lol)

I tried to log onto VEVO yesterday and watch that much-hyped Coldplay Unstaged show, streamed from a bullfighting arena in Madrid….but after refreshing about 7 times, I gave up. I know a jillion weekend warriors and college girls were probably doing the same…but aren’t folks as major as Youtube, Coldplay, Amex and VEVO supposed to get it right and tight?

Anyways, I’m enjoying the new Coldplay album, Mylo Xyloto. And the Rihanna x Coldplay collabo “Princess of China” is growing on me too. Then, you already know I’m obsessed with Rihanna’s “We Found Love” video. So I was especially excited to hear Chris Martin and Co.’s rendition of Rihanna’s “We Found Love” from the BBC Radio 1′s Live Lounge this week.

Zzzzzzz.
This version is like the sugar-free, soy-based, gluten-free, vegan version of “We Found Love.” None of the Calvin Harris party, none of the Coldplay wall-of-sound. It’s the Gwyneth Paltrow remix of “We Found Love.” : (

For something waaaay more enjoyable…
Watch Coldplay’s fun, funny, and fuzzy (as in animal suits, lol) “Paradise” video…
And you can watch the entire Coldplay in Madrid concert….
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Contrary to some hasty and inaccurate headlines, Esquire did not name Rihanna as their 2011 “Sexiest Woman Alive.” But they did use a dirty short clip of Rihanna to promote their 2011 “Sexiest Woman Alive” voting brackets. And by dirty….I’m referring to actual soot which Rihanna rubs into her face and body. Perhaps an exotic volcanic exfoliation ritual. At the very end of the video there also seems to be some wet paper towel clinging to her arm. So, needless to say…the height of anti-glam.

And in return, Esquire‘s readers didn’t even vote her past the sweet sixteen? Rude! In fact, the final four “Sexiest Women Not Dead” came down to Brooklyn Decker, Erin Andrews, Megan Fox, and Katrina Bowden….aka Barbie, Barbie, Veronica, and Barbie! Zzzzz.

(wait…Erin Andrews is the sports reporter who Brett Favre dong-sexted? No, wait. She’s the sports reporter that got violated by a peeper who secretly videotaped her in her hotel room. Not cool.)

Oh, and guess who won?
Katrina Bowden….aka the intern on 30 Rock. Really? Riri was robbed.

Watch Katrina’s cheesy cheesecake Esquire video and Rihanna’s Esquire video after the jump….
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The new Bruno Mars video for “The Lazy Song” reminds me of the perennial hit that’s played ad nauseum at Cancun resort bars because they are the soundtrack of carefree middle-American joy: franchising, binge drinking and teen pregnancy. You know these songs, they also play on an endless loop in Forever 21 and Hollister. That said, I like Bruno’s voice and he and his team are clearly talented at making hits. But “Grenade” was more compelling than this musical hush puppy. Maybe I’ve just got a dark heart.

Is that the Jabbawockeez under those monkey heads? Lol. It could be, right?

(Speaking of Mars, he and his bubblegum rockabilly steez are on this year’s People Magazine Most Beautiful People list. Regarding that list, if you know that Halle and Beyonce and Zac Ephron or whatever, aren’t exactly going to dissipate into horrid ugliness in the course of 12 months, why don’t they just keep a standing pretty people roster and just add the new faces. Also, don’t try to give us the okie doke with the random smart-or-funny-but-not-hot people. The list is a product of pure vanity. Just own the obnoxiousness.)

Related: What I like better is this version of Far East Movement‘s “Rocketeer” with Bruno Mars doing the hook (Thanks Bibi/360Digi)

Previously:
Bruno Mars “Grenade” (Live at the Grammys 2011 version)
Things I Like: Bruno Mars “Grenade” video…pompadours, pianos, and guilt trips

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Last month during her sit down with Angie Martinez, the American Idol host was quoted that Lil’ Wayne “Might be one of the best out there right now. He might be the best. He’s really good.” Fast forward to last week when during an online chat she announced Weezy will be on her new single that you can check out called “I’m Into You”. J-Lo’s new album Love? is set to release on May 3rd.

New Music: Jennifer Lopez feat. Lil’ Wayne – “I’m Into You” (CDQ)

Props to JamessRod UPDATE: CDQ added via EastExclusives

MissInfo: um….”if you need me just call up the crew…cuz I’m on it, and you on it, and we on it….” Who wrote this? Jenny is a sharp woman, I’m sure she can handle better lyric structure than this.

Artwork & lyrics after the jump….

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It’s pretty much routine now that every Thursday night most people tune into MTV’s Jersey Shore and takeover Twitter, Facebook and other social networking sites giving play-by-play for 60 minutes. Even Nicki Minaj got into all the madness that went down on last night’s episode, the Ronnie and Sammy crap needs to end by the way. Recently, one of the show’s stars Vinny Guadagnino was over in the U.K. and our homie Tim Westwood got him to “freestyle” on the streets of London.

*DEAD* at the Beckham line and trying to use a British accent.

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