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Chris Brown was faced with a crazy person at his California home on Wednesday evening. He came home to find a stranger in his home with no clothes on. The story goes: Breezy walked in his crib to find a woman’s clothes in his foyer and “I LOVE YOU” spray painted on the kitchen counter.

The 21-year-old woman was reportedly found upstairs naked in his bed. But the story gets even creepier — apparently she was there for days, cooked food, vandalized his cars with “Mrs. Brown” spray painted on them and more. Brown and his security team called the police who came and apprehended the clearly disturbed individual. She’s facing criminal charges.

Chris posted her picture along with this message on Instagram.

I get home and find this crazy individual in my house. She had broken the hinges off the doors. She Found time to cook her several meAls. She Wrote “I love you” on the walls. She threw out my daughters clothing as well as my dogs stuff. Then had all these crazy voodoo things around my crib. goes to show you how crazy people are crazy! And she painted her name on my cars!!!! I love my fans but this is some is on some real real crazy shit

UPDATE: TMZ says the court has not found the intruder to be criminally insane is charging her with 3 felonies.

Chris Brown’s naked intruder is getting nailed with 3 felonies in court … but, interestingly … she is NOT being held on a 5150. Amira Ayeb is appearing before a judge for the first time since getting arrested in Brown’s home on Wednesday night. She will be charged with stalking, vandalism and burglary.

Check out his full post below…

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Key and Peele Negrotown

It takes skill to make sad truths and rage triggers into something funny and silly and campy and palatable for the masses.
So kudos to Comedy Central’s ‘Key and Peele’ for doing just that.

Take a break from monitoring the passive aggressive volley between The Game and Young Thug today…to watch their skit “Negrotown”…
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HBO’s ‘Last Week Tonight’, starring ‘Daily Show’-alum John Oliver has quickly become my favorite way of learning about what I should be mad about in the world. It’s actually taken that similar role from ‘The Daily Show,’ and finessed it by making longer rants, with less skits, more context, and all the razor-sharp insight. I urge you to watch Oliver’s breakdown of the Ferguson uprising, his incredible interview with Edward Snowden in Russia (that finally made a real-life comparison of the NSA scandal that I could understand), and his explanation of how ridiculously unfair college sports is to athletes….please cancel your lunch date, and just start watching.

This past Sunday…’Last Week Tonight’ focused on a recent marketing slogan that somehow made it onto bottles of Bud Light beer. Seriously…what the fxck!?!

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Did Rick Ross somehow get a copy-writing gig at Bud Light’s ad agency?

Not only did John Oliver take down Bud’s corporate checks and balances system hilariously…but the bonus parody commercial at the end, starring Wyatt Cenac, Alex Karpovsky, etc, was amazing.
Watch the full segment, after the jump
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suge knight floyd mayweather

Win or lose on Saturday, Floyd Mayweather is set to pocket just shy of $180 million in the blockbuster fight against his fierce rival Manny Pacquiao. Despite having already promised to give each of his four kids $50 million in pocket money, it looks like Floyd is set to splash some of that cash on a close friend… Suge Knight.

UPDATE: TMZ says this completely false: “We’re told Floyd and Suge were close in the past — but they haven’t been in contact in several years.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/30/floyd-mayweather-not-paying-suge-knights-bail-says-money-team/#ixzz3YtujD4Rj

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The situation in Baltimore, Maryland this week has been a powder keg, or a raisin in the sun. The tweet that floored me was from @Shugah, who quoted a very prophetic James Baldwin Esquire interview from 1968. (Read that for some head crack.) But back to Baltimore, 2015…the complex issues from Freddie Gray’s unexplained spinal injury, his death, the release of his unrelated police record, the days of peaceful protest, and then this week’s explosion of violence, looting, and vandalism…can not be summed up neatly or patched up with a meme. It has to be added to the growing list of issues and incidents that are festering around the country.
But…I just wanted to share an interview that CBS did with Toya Graham, the Baltimore mom who angrily pulled her 16-year-old son off the street when she spotted him throwing rocks at riot police.

Watch Toya Graham…after the jump
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2 chainz diplo

After going sneaker shopping with Swaggy P, 2 Chainz quenches his thirst in the latest episode of his GQ series Most Expensivest Shit. Joined by his pal Diplo, Tity Boi samples the most expensive bottled water on earth, which will set you back $100,000 for a few sips. I’m good with the tap water, thanks.

Watch the clip below…

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slim thug

And now for the most ridiculous story of the day. In the “Your Money” section of today’s The New York Times, Slim Thug penned an op-ed titled “Slim Thug’s Real Estate Game Plan, Dashed by a Dalliance.” In it, the Boss Hogg Outlaw opens up about the time he wanted to sell his five-bedroom house in Houston, but ended up sleeping with his real estate agent (you sly dog, Slim) and ultimately lost hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Read an excerpt from the story below…

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House of Cards Season 3 Netflix

‘House of Cards’ highly anticipated Season 3 wasn’t supposed to hit your Netflix lineup until February 27th. But like an tantalizing invitation to cancel all your NYFW and All-Star Weekend work duties…this just happened on your boob tube.

And it’s not just Episode 1…
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sia elastic heart shia labeouf

Amazing song… def my favorite on the album… but oh my god, the sight of mud-smeared, flesh-toned, Speedo-wearing Shia LaBeouf grappling and extreme-miming with a pre-pubescent 12-year-old girl (dancer Maddie Ziegler) around a cage is enough to make my sciatica shoot daggers up my spine. I know it’s “acting,” but it is so wrong on so many levels.

1) Stop it Shia, you’re not hipster Mikhail Baryshnikov. That tween girl isn’t Gregory Hines. And this isn’t White Nights. (Extra credit to anyone who knows this random movie reference)
2) Sia… your music is so great. But between Lena Dunham in “Chandeliers” and Shia in “Elastic Heart,” you’re acting like you don’t know your own self-worth. It’s like Diddy’s over-celebritizing all his videos in the 90’s.
3) Interpretive Dance. Never ok. Unless it’s ironic… and performed by really out of shape comedians like Will Ferrell or Zach Galifianakis. Or in a movie like Magic Mike.

Watch the video below…

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riff raff hulk hogan

Just when it seemed like the world was getting used to the idea of RiFF RaFF, a white rapper with colorful cornrows and a BET tattoo, he’s switching it up completely. After pumping iron and scoffing protein for the last few months, the Neon Icon is in fighting shape and is now ready to realize his wrestling dreams with the help of Hulk Hogan. No, seriously.

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