Camron "what kind of ass is that"
(Cam’ron and his pal, the human trapper keeper: Warning, that jar of Hellman’s is about to go where no condiment should ever ever go.)

Perhaps you thought Cam’ron could never match the antics in the MissInfo.TV Cam’ron NSFW Sizzle Reel. You remember, Cam’ron and ladyfriends in the parking lot, Cam’ron and ladyfriends scat-playing in Macy’s? The stuff of legends.
Well, you were wrong, my friends.
So. So. Sosososo wrong.

In this video, Cam’ron and his homie Murph find themselves socializing with more uninhibited ladies in a Walgreen’s pharmacy. Wait…what?
The star of the show is a woman who eagerly demonstrates the tensile strength of her buttcheeks.
She grips a mayo jar, a DVD, a Vitamin Water….She bends over. She bounces.
She runs down the store aisle….all the while, clenching the bottle in her buttcheeks.

But what about the customers and the cashier?!? Ohh, the humanity!

I can’t make this up. But I am also not sure if I imagined this. (Did I eat the salmon mousse?)

The best/worst thing you’ll watch this year…
Cam’ron Asks “What Type Of Ass Is That?”
After the jump



(Not Safe For Work. For Mature Audiences Only. No Food Products Were Harmed. Via HipHopBeef)

Camron and innocent bystander
(CRYING at this innocent bystander, rubbing his eyes in disbelief. All he wanted was his Metamucil.)

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(SMH at this dude. It’s a pharmacy for haysus sake! You’re literally swimming in Purell and rubber gloves, man!)

Other key quotes:
Cam’ron: “We paying for that, we payin’…

Murph: “Hold on, get this DVD too…

Cam’ron: “What kind of ass is this?…What kind of muscles is that? Run with it, run with it! A-yo! Talented!

Female lead: “Plastic is easy for the skin to grip…

Speaking of Cam’ron….I will definitely be asking him about this opus when I sit down with him, Jim Jones, Juelz Santana and the whole Dipset family to discuss the ‘Making of Diplomatic Immunity‘, for the ongoing Red Bull Music Academy World Tour. The chat is happening on Friday at 3:30pm at the Harlem School Of The Arts (645 St. Nicholas Ave., 10030).

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