Fri 1 Jun 2007
big up to Sandra Rose for sharing this satirical website with the world…. I just love when fans get creative with these silly celebs….
Like the Ohword.com guys who made the Cam’ron rhyme books…total brilliance!
And whoever created this Beyonceitis site…..just look at the time and effort!
According to the site, Beyonceitis is:
“the destruction of your career by the overall power of Beyonce Knowles. Beyonceitis is a serious disease that has destroyed the careers of several artists although a few have been able to have successful careers in spite of it. Beyonceitis is also used to describe the overall domination of popular culture by Beyonce Knowles. Beyonceitis is most severe on artists who attempt to release albums around the same time as Beyonce or perform on the same award shows as Beyonce.”
My favorite parts are the Beyonceitis Myths and Facts….
“Myth #3 Beyonce is Overexposed. She should Sit Down and Give (insert name of your favorite artist) a chance to shine.
Fact: This is admitting that your artist can’t succeed unless Beyonce is gone. This is like going back 15 years ago and telling Michael Jordan to sit out a season so that other teams could win.
It is also believed that once Beyonce takes a break that Beyonceitis will be cured, however Beyonce has fucked up the industry so much, that artists will always be compared to her, and her name will always be bought up in topics, even ones that don’t have anything to do with her.”

June 1st, 2007 at 1:57 am
that is so funny i like it ha ha
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June 1st, 2007 at 4:14 am
this site is hilarious… including the note that she is incapable of articulting the proper grammer when insulting the great, C.Aguilera…
hey info, why do people [waste/spend] their time on sites like these, when they can prosper from that talent of theirs?
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June 1st, 2007 at 4:16 am
one more thing…
that kid on the magazines.. is that really jay-z’s kid???
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June 1st, 2007 at 7:51 am
You know I wonder how long will Jermaine and Janet be together when her next ablum flops.
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June 1st, 2007 at 10:50 am
LOL!!! this is the first time i saw Camron´s rhymebook spoof.. LMFAO!!! omg i was cryin.. so funny!
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June 1st, 2007 at 3:47 pm
all my friends i have sent that to think it is real funny thanks for that
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have a good weekend all
big tings!
safe
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June 1st, 2007 at 4:38 pm
I see the Beyonceitis site has from the Monica Stan Sandra Rose..Yeah big up for posting the site without reading the whole site…Dumb Ass.
The person was left off the list was Beyonce Light(Mya)
Beyonceitis is REAL……..
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June 1st, 2007 at 6:58 pm
you know what, real talk beyonce is talented but her personality is shit. i couldnt imagine bein in a relationship with her at all. even her name gets on my nerves. pretty much it from me.
-brasil vs england today, ronaldinho and kaka wont be playin so i figure england should win cause they got becks back but im still goin for brasil
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June 1st, 2007 at 7:06 pm
ay yo wait a minute, i lied. ronaldinho and kaka is playing. its a wrap, BRASIL all day baby. miss info you should get your soccer game up. i could show you some street soccer joints thats crazy influenced by hip hop. anyway, lauren london is the next hottest black chick out anyway. she is crazy pretty.
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June 2nd, 2007 at 1:42 pm
beyonce why is she wasting herself on jay-z anyway he just wants to be puff
yo cris brazil is my fav ever international team but becks must be the best ever england player well at least he must in there best ever 11 team look out when he hits the usa soon he
final score england 1 brazil 1
step your game up usa the whole world loves soccer and you dont
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/england-v-brazil-at-wembley-2nd-half-highlights/5ZMeTudP6z8.html
http://www.manutd.com/default.sps?pagegid={78F24B85-702C-4DC8-A5D4-2F67252C28AA}&itype=12977&pagebuildpageid=1637&bg=1
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June 2nd, 2007 at 4:29 pm
yo cris watch the best yet
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/pele-extreme-/vy2LI6y5rDI.html
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/ronaldinho-vs-zidane/O5OpaklUYyo.html
this one for the USA
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/freddyadushow-compilation/XGFO-qiuC38.html
adu! go to manchester u one the worlds best in the best league in the world
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June 2nd, 2007 at 4:43 pm
yo cris
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/beyonce-jennifer-lopez-and-david-beckham-pepsi-commercial/KsymjQ_Dv5A.html
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/david-beckham-vs-iker-casillas/6fu3C0xxJa0.html
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/nike-beckham-pepsi-2004/wEpulw1i1Fo.html
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/david-beckham-england/1l5HubxZQUo.html
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June 2nd, 2007 at 5:20 pm
ok this is funny
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/ali-g-who-wants-to-win-an-ounce/Fd4ANWMiaZg.html
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June 2nd, 2007 at 7:31 pm
go head go heah go head what up super head i wouldnt love her i would just fuck her …she is a dirty bitch. might wear 3 rubbers an body suite before i hit that…more niggas been in that than mofos took trips ta disney land…………can ya magical clap kingdom….after she fucked bobby she was super nasty …hey everybody gotta get they fuck on ..but bobby she must be on crack! i wouldnt let my dick touch any where bobby bitch as been…
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June 2nd, 2007 at 7:34 pm
whats da skinny on beyonces sex tape
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June 2nd, 2007 at 9:25 pm
this is funny big up ali g easy now
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/ali-g-saving-trees-full/_-xNK40z6Bg.html
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June 3rd, 2007 at 3:17 am
ay yo black yeah that was a good game brasil v england. brasil play USA at the end of june so ima be sittin down right here watchin that joint. the US is catchin up with soccer yo, its just the hood aint caught on yet but around my way its mad people that play. i thought i saw all of becks pepsi commercials but thats a new one. they went overseas to collect checks for that one. those videos of pele, becks, ronaldinho and zizzou are classics. by the time everybody in the US catches on it would already be too late cause they woulda missed the best players to ever play the game. thierry, ronaldinho, beckham(manu days), eric cantona, ronaldo, zidane, figo and many more. the golden age yo. ay yo black ice check out ricardo quaresma, he is the nastiest most underrated in the game right now. just go to youtube and look him up and check his skill out. he might be headin to the epl next year, Ricardo quaresma from portugal. he grew up playin with cris ronaldo.
-trynna get miss info on soccer
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June 3rd, 2007 at 2:37 pm
yo cris usa may miss some of the best players to play the game but there are more to come the new ronaldo at man u and rooney and robinho of brazil are some the best young players it is good the usa will play brazil i hope you enjoy it watch out for becks when he gets to the states as he plays like a q back and i like donavan ps even i as iam in the uk my forefathers are from ghana so it was good see them get to the world cup for the 1st time as there not many places for african teams in the world cup and there african nations record is 2nd best team but when the african nations are in ghana soon they will win (i hope ) and will match the record of the egypt who have won that the most times also the next world cup we the 1st in africa this will be in south africa this already means so much we the folks there ps adu is from ghana 1st before got to the states i hope we gos to man u but when the time is right but rooney is the lebron james of soccer right now made national team started the league at 16 and now has got a championship at man u
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/rooney-vs-cronaldo/vf2JKY36SAM.html
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June 3rd, 2007 at 3:19 pm
back to the subject – beyonce she killing the game because shes put in mad work for years and thats that
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miss info run a check on this i think its wack – big up
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/
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June 3rd, 2007 at 6:41 pm
dizzy rascal will only get digital download release in the US of A what do think about that cris i think he should tour the US but maybe after lady sov i dont know! what to you think cris ?
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may as well download it from here or any place better check it out here 1st
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i want know folks think of this does he a have market in the us or should he home his skills in the uk
some of us think we should get our homegrown should stay where the goings good for now
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June 3rd, 2007 at 6:59 pm
i heard beyonce is comeing out to the uk real soon
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June 3rd, 2007 at 11:15 pm
big up westwood
http://www.myspace.com/timwestwood
missinfo we need more news doll
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June 4th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
check this link
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/therazz/daily/tm_headline=fans-a-bit-too-much-for-jay-z%26method=full%26objectid=19241837%26siteid=66633-name_page.html
miss info is this true or made up crap does anybody know of this
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June 4th, 2007 at 9:44 pm
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid823425593/bclid958496852/bctid958498347
miss info you got to post the video of akon tossing some dude off stage. im
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June 4th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
i cris ronaldo whats up whats your fav team in the states for soccer tell me whats good out there and whos the best players as i have only seen some of the action out there i see the US league maybe being one of the best leagues in the world in about 10 years time i watch the english spainish scottish and italian leagues and the european cup
as ive said manchester united are my favs as they can most always win on all fronts or be close to doing it and no matter what your color or culture man u will always give you a chance to play from a young age
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/manchester-united-v-bayern-1999-final-camera-behind-goal/6fdsMuowE-0.html
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June 4th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
check this cris
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/ashley-cole-rio-ferdinands-world-cup-wind-ups/Qt4R_8DzNpE.html
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/rio-ferdinand-pranking-david-james/rjI68RZfsdk.html
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/rio-ferdinand-pranking-david-james/rjI68RZfsdk.html
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/david-beckham-gets-punkd-by-rio-ferdinand/uvWpkLwiQNc.html
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/john-terry-rio-ferdinand-punk-shaun-wright-phillips/d-dRnjDkFjE.html
http://www.hot-funny-video.com/ali-g-interviews-posh-spice-and-david-beckham/P842Tmi6lrc.html
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June 5th, 2007 at 1:48 am
barcelona is my favorite team and manchester united is my second favorite team but there are a couple players to look out for in the mls. justin mapp is sick. he plays right mid and he is left footed and is sick. jozy altidore is sick too. there is a dude that plays for dallas, tall white dude i cant think of his name right now but he is nasty, all he does is get buckets. and dwayne derosario is nasty too. juan pablo angel from aston villa just transferred to new york and he is killin the mls. they said zidane might come play in the mls too. i dont think rooney is the lebron of soccer but he is one of my favorite players. he is a pitbull on the field and play just as hard as anybody in the game. if anybody is the lebron james of soccer its ronaldinho or cris ronaldo. about dizzie rascal, i think he nice for his style of rhymin that he does but he wont catch on in the US for a while. he dont need to tour unless he gonna hit up these clubs first and then grow his name out like that cause the tempo of music he rhymin on too fast for people here. they wont give him a chance cause they are scared of change. i told my brother a year ago that if i had a label i woulda signed dizzie and pushed him here a long time ago and forced his style on people but like i said people scared of change.
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June 5th, 2007 at 3:21 am
we Senegalese don’t play like that u dig
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June 5th, 2007 at 11:23 am
thanks for all your words there cris
very interesting
big up
if people dont like change that is crazy because hip hop faced this when it 1st came out and now this is internal problem i do think the pace of the music in the uk is a little a bit too fast for the most part to be heard by worldwide ears but i dont want folks to feel they must sound like they are from the new york or la to get by this what folks do when people say i can understand what your saying be yourself and bust a rap no matter where your from
one
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June 5th, 2007 at 11:25 am
mr diop what are you about?
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June 5th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
cris check this as man u fan as well this is 4 u rudeboy
rio on the d up
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June 6th, 2007 at 1:56 am
oh yeah dawg i already knew that rio ferdinand was on myspace. i saw that interview he did with puff daddy(refuse to call him diddy). yeah i feel you on that statement you made when you said nobody supposed to sound like they from new york or LA to make it. thats where the game is at right now though. you either gotta be well connected, have “street cred” or be from new york, atlanta, or la and its bull shit because like i said before, somewhere there is somebody that makes some fire music but heads at radio stations and dj’s wont give nobody a chance. they wont help other people like they forgot how they got where they are. they needed help too but everybody in the game turn into assholes. no other genre of music is like that. in electronica the music speak for itself. all the dj’s holla at all the fans on some real shit and everybody is given a chance by everybody. if you send some shit in then they listen and give it a chance unlike hip-hop which is supposed to be the voice of people who needs chance, not fake thugs who never shot shit or was on the block. these people that could help people who are actually nice cater to people in the industry that are garbage. shit is so backwards its funny.
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June 12th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
i dont care how the audience felt about it, a little bit of food being throw?
and he throws a 15year off stage like that
put him in jail, thats assult on a minor.
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