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so here is footage of Akon attempting to nail a young Trini woman onto the floorboards of a stage….some folks are complaining that the woman is 14 years old. Well if that’s the case, then why didnt someone stop the 14 year old from wearing that red slingshot bathing suit and microskirt to a nightclub where she obviously voluntarily climbed onstage to enjoy a hearty dryhumping by a equally willing music celeb? In front of a large crowd….at a nightclub….oh I said that already.

Anyways, like I said on celeb drama, missy better just be glad she left sore as opposed to preggers or married.

UPDATE: So it looks like Akon’s peoples managed to track down all the youtube footage of his hump-attack and removed them.
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Meanwhile…..This man…Pastor Dave Alleyne, uh, yup, that’s Miss Fast-Ass’s preacher-father, he’s trying to complain that his sweet little angel was taken advantage of by Akon onstage that night. YEAH RIGHT. Well, there are still alot of photos of the “angel” getting her freak on with Akon, so CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ALLEGED 14-YEAR OLD ACTING GROWN, and go to PAGE 14 to see Akon and the girl in red….is anyone even surprised about all this?

UPDATE: 4-23-07

So our poor innocent 14-year-old dancehall queen is working her 15th minute of fame here by doing a contrite apology media tour…this is such a load of crap, its hilarious….read on…

A HUMBLE Danah Alleyne, 15, yesterday publicly asked her parents, brother and sisters for forgiveness for attending the Akon concert at Club Zen two weeks ago where she engaged in a sexually explicit dance with the hip hop singer.

Danah, daughter of Pastor Dave Alleyne, of the Flaming Word Ministry in Chaguanas, described her ordeal as shocking and humiliating. She insists she and other girls were deceived into entering a dance competition in which the first place winner would receive a trip to Africa. Danah said she won the competition but her “trip” to Africa turned into a simulated sex dance.

“I was shocked when Akon pulled me to dance. I did not know what to do and with the crowd cheering and stuff I guess I got a little carried away but there was nothing I could have done about it. I was in a state of real shock,” Danah said.

“I am so sorry about everything and I am sorry for disappointing my parents and my brother Ian, who is a public figure in his portfolio as the president of the Trinidad and Tobago Crime Watch. I will learn from this experience for sure. This week was the worst week of my life,” she added. She was interviewed at the Crime Watch office in Chaguanas.

Danah said she accepted the criticisms that have come her way. “I deserve the criticisms but now, it is kind of overbearing and I really want it to stop. I feel so depressed sometimes that I feel like passing out. I cry all the time just thinking about the whole situation,” Danah said.

Danah said two days before the concert, a friend sponsored her a $450 VIP ticket. She said her parents, who were not present at the interview, knew she was going.

When asked if the club had requested ID from her to enter the venue, Danah replied, “Yes but I told them I did not have any but they still allowed me in seeing that I had a VIP ticket. I have been there several times without ID and they always let me in.” Asked about the revealing outfit she wore, Danah described it as “club clothes.”
Ha! Club clothes? I thought bathing suits were for the beach? And she’s so depressed she almost passes out? This chick is good.

Oh, and here’s young Danah copping pleas with her older brother, the crime watch minister, in the Trinidad newspaper. Peep the sad face. Like a Trini Dakota Fanning.

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